by Josh Delman

I'm a crazy college student who likes to write things. I eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I've really been appreciating bananas recently. I'm going to start telling people that when they ask me "what's new?"

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This site might be a blog, it might be a a repository for fiction, or it might be something else altogether. Please enjoy.

2009: January / February / March / April / May / June / July / August / September

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Shocking News About Joe Biden  

There was a big splash in the news world today when it was revealed that Joe Biden is actually a mutant from the year 2141. Researchers at a Harvard Lab found a piece of his hair and analyzed it with a special retrofitted SuperScope, an accessory originally designed for the Super Nintendo. They found that Mr. Biden had 92 chromosomes, double the normal amount of chromosomes in a human being (46, or two pairs of 23). Mr. Biden's second pair of chromosomes contained a massive amount of "junk DNA." Normally, pieces of the genome known as "genes" code for various proteins used by the human body. Junk DNA are those pieces that not used for anything. Amongst the junk DNA fragments on chromosome 56, however, were a cure for AIDS, and the history of the years 2012-2054 in binary. More to come later as the future is translated from nucleic acids to readable English, and then, hopefully, Braille.

January 19, 2009

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