by Josh Delman
I'm a crazy college student who likes to write things. I eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I've really been appreciating bananas recently. I'm going to start telling people that when they ask me "what's new?"
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This site might be a blog, it might be a a repository for fiction, or it might be something else altogether. Please enjoy.
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Haikus, Pt. I
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Refrain from douchebaggery
Click on the pound sign
Tommy Lee stood strong
His prodigious wang in hand
Wait, the wrong Tommy
On Television
The brain is rotting
Eyes tear up and vision blurs
When's Lost coming on?
Keeps my junk static
Lowers my sperm count to zip
I prefer boxers
On Elephants
Grey tough and wrinkled
Intelligent, prehensile
I mean, their trunks are
Five syllables first
Then add two more for seven
And we're back at five
On Diet Coke
First sip burns the throat
Second makes me burp up gas
Why do I drink this?
You're so proper sir
Hannibal Lecter Oscar
Please don't eat me sir
March 19, 2009
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