jd87: Don't blow your nose

by Josh Delman

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Don't blow your nose

Blowing your nose is actually bad for you when you have a cold, according to some schmoes at the University of Virginia. I hope this news doesn’t spread too much – mankind would lose out on an absurd phenomena. I think everybody knows at least one person whose nose-blowing sounds like an ocean liner’s foghorn roaring. Sometimes (a lot of the time) these people also perform their act in public. It’s a twisted sideshow of humorous human behavior, the result of which is a bunch of fascinated onlookers and a snotty tissue.

February 13, 2009

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